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Sarcasm is my super power, what’s yours?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by those who annoy me.
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. If you’re not, slug someone in the face.
Well aren’t you just a little ray of sunshine.
Always remember that it can’t rain poop forever.
Suck it up princess.
Bang Head Here
Whovever said “Let it snow” should just shut up.
Find the beauty in winter!
Remember the game we played when we were kids, finding the shape in the clouds?
Does that look like a fish to you?
The road to the playground looks way more fun!
This is our new vacation home. Hope you can come visit soon!
This is your Christmas parade on drugs.
Let’s get together for lunch soon.
Smile! Make people wonder what you’re up to.
When did our music become oldies?
What if there is no PMS and it’s just our personalities?
Just put your big girl panties on and deal with it.
I heard you just got rid of a bunch of dead weight.
Congratulations on your divorce!
When your boss is getting on your every last nerve, picture yourself here, agree with whatever they say and do things your own way.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege.
Today’s helpful hint... Don’t drive behind old men in hats.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone sees it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I never said you had a good attitude, I just said you had an attitude.
Laughter is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
You talkin to me?
I’m not bossy... I just have better ideas.
So I told him to put it in the hole.
I might be a loser, but you know you love me.
They say the older you get, the more patient you get.
That’s not true.
In reality, the older you get, you just don’t give a shit.
I hope you get well soon.
What? You’re not sick?
Then why haven’t you been in touch?
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. ~ Paul Newman
Looks like it’s going to be a beautiful day... until someone pisses me off.
Friends don’t let friends build snowmen drunk.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
Pour into a chilled glass, add ice and vodka.
Drink enough of those and won’t care about the lemons life handed you.
Never go to sleep mad. Plot your revenge first, you’ll sleep much better!
I could lend a hand but I prefer to give the finger.
Pull your head out of your ass!
Did you ever just feel like a duck out of water?
Constipated people don't give a crap.